These companies are losers. They don’t know what they’re doing. Nobody gets them. Terrible companies.

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Dear America,

The day has come at last. How’d we get here? Is this crazy? Well, this will be an investment opinion column like no other. In the past, the victories of these columnists have not been your victories, but these victories will be your victories. What do you mean “In what way?” That’s a terrible question. Smarmy, negative, not answering it.

Anyway, a lot these companies are bringing in drugs, they’re rapists, and some of them, I’m sure, are nice companies. But the people in charge don’t know what they’re doing. They’re as over-rated as Meryl Streep. I’m doing them a huge favor right now, Trust me. They’re as dishonest as people who did those phony election polls that were so wrong, and are now doing approval rating polls.

So, the media, they love these companies. Oh, yeah, everything’s great. Well, the media is very dishonest. Terrible people. Losers.

Remember to treat these ideas as just that, ideas, and do your own research, blah blah blah. And now I’m going to stop talking like this, if I even can.

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Julian Close

Julian Close

Julian Close became a stockbroker in 1995. In his 20 years of market experience, he has seen all market conditions and written about every aspect of investing. Julian has also written extensively on corporate best practices and even written reports for the United Nations. He graduated from Davidson College in 1993 and received a Master of Arts in Teaching from Mary Baldwin College in 2011. You can see closing trades for all Julian's long and short positions and track his long term performance via twitter: @JulianClose_MIC.

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