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TESTIMONIALS

If sound business decisions, good products, outstanding customer service, and a secret weapon are the cornerstones to a successful business, then testimonials and word-of-mouth are the pillars that keep the business upright and sturdy.

Okay that sounds pretty bold, but that’s who we are… Breathe, roll your eyes, and laugh just a little. You’ll feel better.

With all this in mind, we at InvestorsObserver have built a solid investment service and capped it with that secret element that sets us apart from the rest…Our sense of humor. To be in this business you have to have a sense of humor and broad shoulders to handle the good and the bad testimonials.

Here are a few words our subscribers have to say…. Both good and bad.

First The GoodTestimonials:
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“The performance on all your portfolios has been amazing! I have been papertrading them and I have never seen such a close to perfect score.”
- Sylvia K.

"I signed up for your trail offer but I have been so overwhelmed with dysfunctional parents and kids that I haven't had time to even look at the portfolios. I have read some of the e-mails but don't even have time for that right now. My house sold and my 80 year old mother’s house sold last night and I am meeting myself coming and going. I would like to have this opportunity but at a later date. Hopefully things will get better at a later date. I'm not asking for my money back just an opportunity at a better time."
- Thanks S. Nance

“Thanks for the 18 reasons to remove stocks from my portfolio.”
-J. Bullock

“Well you are a true gentleman, I think. I thank you for the coupon and I can assure you that you will probably recoup it many times over as I will inform my Optionetics group of your kind and well run program.”
- Bob S.

”Thank you, what a first class outfit you are!!!!”
- Bill

“I have been receiving your e mails for months... I’m not sure what list I’m on. Please keep sending what you have been..........Many thanks”
- Derek H.

“I congratulate you on your Morning Update. It has proven itself many times over”
- José Luis S.

“Thank you for your reply - what a nice change from an auto-generated response! And you guys DO have a sense of humor! That was the clincher for me to sign up with "y'all....I have been paper trading for just a short time, and am trying to absorb as much information as I can. I am hoping that I will soon be a millionaire, with the help of Investors Observer....I'll be sure to have my personal secretary subscribe me to the portfolios when the time is right. Until then, I shall await your publication as patiently as a po' girl can.....Thanks for your help and advice. Looking forward to all that is ahead.”
- J. Becker

”I have visited your site. lots of info, (a little cluttered) but navigates well. nice logo--wish we could have done it! keep us in mind for the future. hope santa was good to you! “
- Diane s.

“You have a very comprehensive stock investment Web site. That's a good thing!”
- A. Lee

Even when we make boo-boos with our system (rare, however we are convinced
that rabid hamsters do live in computers)…humor abounds. One time we accidentally sent too
many copies of emails to our subscriber list. Here’s some of the
replies we had…ones that we can publish that is.
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“This wonderful grovelling email is enough to make me stay!”
- E. SCHAMBER Financial Consultant

“Thanks - you gave me a laugh - all this humor for a buck!”
- Mary R.

“GENTLEMEN: NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY REACTION TO LAST FRIDAYS PROBLEM. AFTER I READ ONE MESSAGE I JUST USED THE FEATURE I HAVE WITH MY E-MAIL "SELECT ALL-DELETE." I THOUGHT SOMEONE LEANED A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE "NUMBER OF MESSAGES TO SEND" BUTTON. ANYWAY, I AM STILL HERE.”
- MIKE B.

And…

You should get an award for your unbelievably excellent responsiveness & support. Thanks so very much.”
- Mary R.

“Apology accepted pass the Jack Daniel bottle over"
- j. Johnson

“I've now recovered my composure after reading your well composed apology. Yes, I will continue my SINGLE subscription, but don't want to hear any more about Bob(the guy who invented email) unless I get to retrieve his memos myself.”
- BRYCE J.

And finally, as much as we hate to see people go, we realize that this site and our
thoughts are not for everyone. Here are some sad good-byes…
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”I am impressed by your commitment to customer satisfaction....to be honest I had not counted on seeing any money back.....A lot of the companies out there has a lot of promises but when it comes to fulfilling their end they all of a sudden loose interest.”
- Robin H. Denmark

”If you need someone to vouch for your money back guarantee you can count on me.”
- B. Lane