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A friend of ours named George (not his real name) who manages one of those big time Hedge Funds saw a few of our portfolio pages and promptly called us. When we answered the phone, all we heard was a person laughing...

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This rebate is only available to new HedgePro Portfolio subscribers. We thought it was just another one of our happy subscribers who finally got one of our jokes or my Uncle Joe who just seems to be one of those people who laughs a lot. When the laughter calmed down George (not even the name of anyone we know) told us how he saw the trades in some of our Portfolios and they just made his day. He hasn’t seen these kind of way out-of-the money super-conservative trades since his 10-year-old daughter’s school stock market project. “Why are you wasting time on twenty cent credit trades?

”We kindly put Tony Bennett on pause right in the middle of “What A Wonderful World” and explained to George (we guarantee you it’s not his real name) that we like conservative portfolios, and we are very happy with trades that only get a twenty cent credit, thank you.

George (fake name) started laughing again… We didn’t see the humor. Laughing is good except when you aren’t sure what the joke is. And we sure weren’t in on this one.

George (not even close to his real name) invests millions of dollars for his fat (not really fat… They are actually very nice people. I don’t know that for sure but I know they are rich.) investors and makes a lot of money for them and himself.

George (okay, he is a guy but this isn’t his name) said he does the same kind of trades as in our portfolios but he makes many times as much money. We kindly (we are always kind when talking to rich people even if they laugh at us) reminded George that we are not anywhere as experienced as he is at this kind of thing so we will stick with the twenty cent credit type trades.

George (his name doesn’t even start with a G) said, “I could do so much better than you guys…

”We said, “Prove it!” and he backed off saying that his hedge fund investors would drop a brown one (he actually used a one word equivalent to that last phrase) in their pants if they saw their well paid fund manager popping hot trades on some web site.

We replied with.. “You’re just chicken poop!” (We actually used another word for poop.)

George (Not even his brothers name) is a much better investor than us but we beat him in the verbal sparring department… So, after some verbal sparring he agreed to run one of our portfolios on the condition that we do not identify who is actually picking the trades. We offered to pay him but that just got him laughing again. He didn’t want what we could pay him. But we agreed that a portion of the portfolio’s subscription fees would go to a charity of his choosing.

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